The most improper job of any man, even saints (who at any rate were at least unwilling to take it on), is bossing other men. Not one in a million is fit to it, and least of all those who seek the opportunity.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
Particularly fitting for Mordor-on-the-Potomac (as talk show host Mike Church refers to Washington).
Virtual buckeye to Gabe McGranahan.